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Man to Gland Combat

When you're trying to discreetly trying to masterbate in the bathroom and someone knocks on the door.

"Tom hurry up! I need to use the bathroom"

"Hold on Zack, I'm just engaging in some man to gland combat,

by Figgy Pop July 2, 2019


throw hands with my glands

Slang for masturbation.

Oof just got home from hanging out with the boys, boutta throw hands with my glands if ya know what I mean 😉

by Urban Daddy August 11, 2018


Gilly Gland

A nonsensical, nonexistent gland that one may call upon when you have been or need to be hospitalized for something you'd rather not talk about.

ie; "I won't be in next week, I'm going in to have my Gilly Gland removed" D

by Debutante131 December 27, 2010


Mammary Glands

In reference to The Smiths song 'Handsome Devil' that Emma says when she listens to it.

Emma: Mammary glands.
Sam: Put down your mammary gland hands.
Hailey: Ye

by jeffbuckleygoesmeow June 29, 2023


nannary glands

Saggy or droopy breasts

Person 1: Felicia's boobs are perfect
Person 2: Nah her nannary glands just don't do it for me.

by Natsplat June 26, 2015


J Money Gland

J money gland goons all over the place, like no tomorrow. Watch out, he may steal your gurl with some t swizzle karaoke. But blud does not know how to finish.

Scream out in the middle of the classroom or any public setting, "J Money Gland" as loud as you can.

by Nippy007 April 30, 2024


Manary Glands

An attitude that shows up when a man is acting like a woman.

John: I can't believe Doug is acting like he is.
Bob: I didn't realizing he was for showing his Manary Glands

by Humphrey Bogart November 3, 2013