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glomp

glomping is simply rough oral sex. Similar to fellatio or cunnilingus in that it can be done to any gender.

Me and Jennifer totally got glomped last night together. Kyle is so good at glomping.

by spacedoggs July 21, 2018


Glomp

When you are shitting and it's so big when it hits the bowl the shock wave can be felt from the next room

OH My Glomp what was that noise

by Big glomper November 15, 2019


Glomping

A two-person act where one person rips a hamster to death limb by limb, then shoves every disassembled piece of the hamster up their anus. Then, they squat over their partner’s face and push the hamster limbs out of their anus, into the partner’s mouth.

“Since when did u have a hamster dude?”
“Oh I actually have a few. I’m big into glomping nowadays.”

by Todd Kugel April 4, 2024


jew glomp

The act in which anyone aggressively jumps on money.

Did you see that dude jew glomp that quarter?

by Anal_Assassin February 20, 2018