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A road gnat is a driver who fluctuates speed so extremely that they are neither possible to pass nor cruise behind. They spend most of their time in the left lane, however they are also often found in the blind spot of cars attempting to pass.
Many blame road gnats on Obama and global warming. However, there is evidence that road gnats have existed dating back to the invention of the car phone in 1942.
I should have been there an hour ago, but I got stuck behind a road gnat with some serious road rage.
A weak hitter in baseball, where the pitcher grows annoyed at his will just to keep his at-bat alive.
He faced the bat gnat. It took 12 pitches to retire him.
People who hover around a boarding gate anticipating their boarding. Typically these are folks who think that hovering close to gate thinking that they can beat the boarding system.
I had to swerve around all the gate gnats for first class boarding
A nickname for a small 'fruit fly' type animal that is actually a gnat.
We found a gnat and named him Gnat Turner.
Gnatty Gnat is a peepee head butt face tooty pants that is meannnnnnn and smells like a wet shart. She farts a lot and they always sound juicy and like she had diarrhea.
Kristen: OMG! Did you just smell gnatty Gnat’s fart! It STINKS and it sounded super juicy. Like ewwwww.