GOAT

acronym which stands for "Greatest of all time". Came from american sprinter Maurice Greene having "GOAT" written on a tattoo on his arm. Usually a pretty arrogant call for someone to make if they refer to themselves as being the GOAT, but is common.

Alex: "Oh Saunders, here he is, this kid is the GOAT"

Goat

GoatA person who is stupid and annoying.

"shut up you goat"

GOAT

Geek Of All Trades

DaVinci was the king of all GOATS. He pretty much knew everything about everything.

GOAT

The wrinkly area between the punis and the anus.

S: So.. I've been laying on the coach like a crippled manatee rubbing my goat.
A: Don't you mean your punis?
S: No the wrinkly area below.

A: Wow... that's new to me. Bet you were stroking out loud you sick goat shagger.
S: Whatever... you're missing out on something brah.

goats

Mamal much beloved of Jon Cram

Goat Goat

A made up NFL player who played in the 1840s before football was invented

Wow Goat Goat couldnt have been better than Saquon Barkley at football because it didn’t exist

goat

only the sexiest animal on the internet

"hi im sexy, and i'm a human"-some chick
"na babe, im not that into you!"- smart dude
"OMG! why! u been cheatin on me?"- some chick
"Yes"- smart dude
"Wit who!?!?!"- some chick
"A goat"- smart dude
"dammit, ill never compete with a goat