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A being that is both omnipotent and omniscent. This means that it can both do anything and see everything. Obviously, since it can see everything, it can see into the future. If it can see into the future, it can choose its path, because it is omnipotent. This means it has seen the wrong future, or is unable to change the future, thus contradicting itself. Or, as said by an ancient Greek philosopher,
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? ~Epicurus
When one person has an invisible person they believe in, it is called an imaginary friend. When many people have the same one, they call him God.
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A clever old Jewish bastard who gets credit for all the good stuff, but eludes the blame for all the bad shit.
"When the tornado blew our trailer all the way to Pascagoula, thank God none of us was killed." WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK FUCKED UP YOUR TRAILER, YOU STUPID CRACKER-ASS BITCH???????????
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Some prick.
"In the beginning, God said 'Let there be light!'...and it all went downhill from there.
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The biggest scam in history designed to control and put millions of dollars in the pockets of so called "men of god".
Hey give me money i talk to god!
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God is a very good deity found in mainly Christianity, Judaism and Islam.
I'm a Christian. I should obey God.
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