goof on

to deliberately choose to spend time on something not particularly important

Chris Young is already enjoying the day off. Been reading on my front porch, recording videos, and just goofing off in general. Later on I plan to goof on in particular ways.

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goofing around

two friends who care alot about eachother and have amazing sex. And wanna start spending more time together

Me and Monica are just goofing around

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goof neck

A person whom is so goofy that they're almost considered a goofy goober but needs a slap on the neck to come back to reality!!

Omg dalyn quit being such a goof neck!!🤣

goof patrol

When you and your colleagues are productive and exhibit a healthy sense of humor but the boss decides to suffocate any possibility of an appearance of frivolity.

Oh fuck, duck under my desk, here comes goof patrol.

scoop goof

derived from two words. scoop, meaning to move with, or as if with, a scoop. goof is taken from the Canadian prison system, and is mainly associated with child abusers and later used to describe sexual offenders of any sort. the word "scoop goof" a word used to describe a female, whom intentionally and maliciously, carries out the act of scooping ejaculate from outside her body, in to her vagina causing her to become pregnant. This will be used for the extortion and/or blackmail of her unsuspecting victim. sound too far fetched? guess again, this happened to me for real!

not only is the withdrawal method ineffective on std's, it won't work on a scoop goof either.

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hench goof

The resulting consequence of a gargantuan lapse in mental coherence, to an extent comparable to the level achieved by the common autist.

The hench goof is such a situational phenomenon, you'll know it when you see it

goof off

(v.) To slack off by wasting time idely, sometimes through electronic means like video games, or through alcohol, doing absolutely nothing, or sleeping excessively. To goof off is to pass the time through the most unproductive means possible.

I completely goofed off in college, devoting my life to slime volleyball, Soul Calibur 3, and ultimate frisbee instead of academics. Now I'm a level 3 barbarian living in a shack by a tucked away creek in Intercourse, Pennsylvania. It was totally worth it.

I totally goofed off. It's three in the morning and I'm still reading hysterical defs on urbandictionary.com.

To goof off is to live life to the fullest.

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