Random
Source Code
Random
a person that does or says stupid things. also could be used for someone that says something sarcastic, and funny.
synonyms - goof, idiot
"what are we doing tonight?'
'lets go pick up some hookers and get fucked on meth. that sounds like a good time for tonight!'
'omfg. your a goon.'
17👍 24👎
The word Goon is a relatively new term that has recently spread from an arena generally only used by rappers and those in the African-American culture, to all races and ethnic areas.
In a pop culture sense, "goon," has been used in many popular songs by artists who are quite famous.
Rapper Brisco, among others, uses the term to describe himself and his friends from a particular region of Miami in his song featuring Lil' Wayne "I'm in tha Hood": "Opa-Locka Goons!"
Thus we see the definition of "goon" being applied in a geographic sense, identifying a group of people from a certain region with a set of shared characteristics or habits.
"Goon," primarily through the lyrics of rapper Plies, has begun to take on a similar, but new meaning to Brisco's usage. Plies is a rapper notorious for being the tough guy on the block, the "G" who has never snitched, and is going home to his "Bust it Baby" in one piece or in a casket. Plies persistent use of the word to describe his large group of thugs has caught on in a humorous sense with rap-listeners and non-listeners alike.
With the advent of the word being used in a such a serious manner, it has grown to describe a variety of people and individual characteristics.
A goon can be a thug - someone who you know at any given time could rob a conveinence store for you.
Ex: "That kid's a goon - I wouldn't mess with his girl bro."
A goon can be someone who acts goofy, strange, or simply humorously during inappropriate times.
Ex: "We brought over a girl for him to spit game at - but he was a goon and played beer pong all night instead."
A goon can also be someone or something that is mischievous, clever, or crafty.
"I've got a date on Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday; the girls are all friends, but none of them know...I'm a goon if I pull it off."
A situation where many goons are present in a contained space, or an event run by many goons, would be referred to as "goonville," or "Goon Squad."
Ex: "Look at this "goon squad," let's get outta here.
The step above a goon (which of course is all relative to how much of a goon "person A" is) would be a "Goblin."
It's going down tonight, cuz them goons out lurkin'
-Plies
All the goons around me so you know I'm comin'
Half a brick in my pocket ten stacks on me!
-Plies
56👍 93👎
1). A group of people being paid, according for what they will do.
2). A hired thugs.
'Let it be prophesized; ni**az'll die because ya crew's goon
Around the way ni**az get murdered by the full moon" -Tupac
7👍 6👎
A goon is often referred to athletes who like to fight or be physical, especially for canadian hickey players. They often fourth line grinders who cant actually play. It can also be used for other sports such as football for someone who goes out of their way to make a hit.
1. My bro just had like 25 penalty minutes last night, hes such a goon.
2. He just broke that kids leg, HUGE goon.
6👍 6👎
The creator of everything, the God of absurdity, in the beginning, GOON created man as a testament to the utter absurdity of things, and it did a damn fine job.
(GOONASH chp.1)
"I AM GOON" shouted the being as it gazed upon the desolate eternity(GOONASH chp.1)
22👍 36👎
a goon is someone that you can't depend on someone that makes promises that they can't keep.
30👍 51👎
the urine of the god (mainly sataans) in a big shiny sac. only drink that is worth the money. 40 standard drinks for ten moneys. 40c a drink? can you say no? coffs goon boys unite.
krypta - get some goon in ya.
pussy - no it tastes bad.
18👍 25👎