An act during sexual copulation that involves the insertion of one's fist into the vaginal or anal pathway and moving the hand back and forth, as if swinging a hand-basket.
I had a great time with her last night; just me, her, and Granny's Handbasket.
When a mature older lady slaps your face with her oversized swollen hemorrhoids.
Joey was so drunk - he didn't realize he was being granny appled when Deb sat on his face.
A grandmother who hates her grandkids
Nan stabbed me, what a granny randrew
Playing a computer or video game at a slower speed than normal, which allows the player to have a longer reaction time, and therefore, superior performance.
This is easy to do on emulators, but some games had this mode built-in.
I can only combo all those skateboard tricks if I use granny mode.
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The act of farting unexpectedly while you are in some some sort of strain. Like pushing yourself up from a chair or lifting weights and blowing ass while you do.
"That dude over there on the squat press totally granny farted, I bet he blew out his intestines"
"My grandma just got out of her chair and ripped herself a new asshole with that granny fart"
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Granny Fanny old lady thinks shes smoking hot.
A old woman thinking she looks smoking hot at 60,but is old and tired and looks like a granny fanny.
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There were decoys on my search for a true granny cranny, those were just wrinkly skin folds. I was not discouraged however, the middle-aged disappointments she calls children came from somewhere. "Keeping seeking and you will find", I told myself.
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