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Gurt

A man's dick cheese, often used as an insult.

Stop Gurtmaxxing after gooning you Cuck.

by Gurtmaxxer August 5, 2024


Gurt

A person's dick cheese.

Your man is Gurtmaxxing after gooning.

by Gurtmaxxer August 5, 2024


Gurt

a girl who accidentally does anal

wow...my asshole hurts, I must be like gurt.

by gurty gurts friend February 17, 2024


gurt

a girl who does anal sex on accident

Wow... my asshole hurts this morning, I must be like gurt.

by gurty gurts friend February 17, 2024


Gurt

Am I relevant yet?

Gurt: Am I relevant yet?

by guymcguyperson December 15, 2021


Gurt

A Friend/Acquaintance

YoGurt How are you?

by boouwe January 27, 2023


Gurt

When a nasty women ejaculates, but it comes out of her anus. Essentially sharting during sex only it’s not just poop, it’s slimy and in a liquid state

Yeah bro I was giving Nadia back shots and I saw her butthole start to quiver. I knew she was about to Gurt but I didn’t care. Safe to say I spent the next hour in the shower getting all the Gurt off of me and I just threw my sheets away. But what can I say, gurters have the most fun!

by Gurt lover 56 April 21, 2024