A man's dick cheese, often used as an insult.
Stop Gurtmaxxing after gooning you Cuck.
a girl who accidentally does anal
wow...my asshole hurts, I must be like gurt.
a girl who does anal sex on accident
Wow... my asshole hurts this morning, I must be like gurt.
When a nasty women ejaculates, but it comes out of her anus. Essentially sharting during sex only it’s not just poop, it’s slimy and in a liquid state
Yeah bro I was giving Nadia back shots and I saw her butthole start to quiver. I knew she was about to Gurt but I didn’t care. Safe to say I spent the next hour in the shower getting all the Gurt off of me and I just threw my sheets away. But what can I say, gurters have the most fun!