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someone who has the ability to build/fix relationships for other people, but can't seem to build/fix their own relationships
usually single
You better thank London. He's the Relationship Guru who put you two together.
With the recent explosion of cryptocurrency, crypto gurus refer to those individuals that make cryptocurrencies and the various personalities/internet celebrities surrounding the medium their entire personality, often to a cringe extent. It is also common for these individuals to insert crypto into any conversation imaginable.
Person 1: I want to get into cryptocurrency, I've been hearing a lot of chatter surrounding Bitcoin and Ethereum. Do you know anyone I can talk to about crypto?
Person 2: You can talk to my friend Tim, he's a total crypto guru. He won't shut up about everything crypto, I'm sure he'd love to talk to you.
Person 3: Did you hear? The Tesla Cybertrucks are finally starting to be delivered!
Crypto Guru: OMG! Tesla, Elon Musk! Dogecoin to the moon! Elon to the moon!
someone who is able to perfectly blend their spiritual practices while fully living in the heart of the urban jungle.
... a slight man whose entire upper body is covered in tattoos, fits the stereotype of an urban guru. “I like clubbing and I like yoga,”
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Color Gurus:
Since Apple (apple.com) got the idea that one should be able to control the color in a nice a simple manner the ICC, International Color Consortium (color.org) started shooting in all directions.
A technology that today works quite fine have had years of malfunction and therefore (since it did not work) during these years an army of self proclaimed COLOR GURUS have entered the scene and made up loads of excuses and stupid solutions.
These self proclaimed color gurus have generally speaking created more bad than good and they make sure that they are indispensable.
They are still there, and whenever the color result does not look good they come with loads of funny stories about "out of gamut", "wrong rendering intent" or "you have to edit your ICC (ICM in Windows) profile".
Note that the original idea from Apple was to make it working and to be simple.
The gurus and the crappy softwares they use made color ugly and complicated.
One could say that a technology that need and expert (self proclaimed or not) to work is proof that a technology does not work.
Today it is better. Only a few leading manufacturers left on the market and a few of them, perhaps only one, have made the color gurus redundant.
User: This print does not look like this on my monitor!
Color guru: It must be the rendering, let me edit your profile, twist the crappy profile made in my crappy software so it looks better...
User: Man, you f...ng guru, you make more money on this color managment technology than I benfit from it! Get out of here!
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This male or female has a broad interest in technology and loves everything "techy", keep in mind- don't start any discussions about Apple or Android.
Dang, this girl is a tech guru! She knows everything about my new computer!
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Some weirdo on Gamezville who used to live in an attack but now lives in a lift.
GamesMaster > Games Guru
'Nuff said.
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A person who devotes most of their day to monitoring, maintaining & improving fantasy sport squds. Usually involved in many different leagues having up to and including 50 different teams in different sports. Are never far from a computer and suscribe to many spoting magazines to track the performance of their players.
If you need any help with who should be your #1 fantasy pick, just ask Kevin, He is the Fantasy Guru
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