Adderall had me

A lead up phrase to an unusual event or action that follows the ingestion of the

popular substance adderall.

adderall had me losing the Quiet Game to a large Italian family

adderall had me jerking off to harry potter on the trolly

adderall had me trick or treatin' in your moms pants with superhuman dexterity

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We had homework?

That phrase at least 1 kid says when homework is due. Usually, they are either forgetful, stupid, or just trying to find a quick excuse. Usually this person never does homework, and says this often. It is often then followed by Please kill me

Teacher: Okay class, turn in your homework. It should be done, you had 3 days to do it.
Dude 1: We had homework?
Dude 2: You are a real Cumberbatch you know that?
Dude 1: Please kill me

what had happend was

Commonly used in the black community as a way of telling somebody that something, most likely not good, had happend

Dude: Im fin to go to da store.

Girl: Damn nigga what took you so damn long

Dude: You see, what had happend was this crackhead came in da store and rob that arab that work the register.

Girl: Nigga please!

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if a frog had wings

This phrase is used to denote the uselessness of the word "if" after the fact. The entire phrase is usually given as "if a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its ass when it hopped".

From the movie Wayne's World:
Cassandra: Yeah, and if a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its ass when it hopped.
Wayne: Where exactly did you learn english?
Cassandra: College. And the Police Academy movies.

A modified form appears in the first season of the Drew Carey Show:

Drew: "hey, if a frog had wings... we'd still be screwed, but wouldn't it be cool?"

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what had happened was

I'm telling you what I want you to think happened and taking my precious time so that it comes out believable.

I'm saying...what had happened was... I took a wrong turn... and...

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What had happened was

A term commonly used when you are about to speak total bullshit for the next few moments. The statement after the phrase may be true, but the statement is irrelevant and doesn't apply to the situation

Saying this phrase to someone such as a teacher or significant other, will get you in trouble because by now they know this phrase. Saying it around your friends will cause them to laugh if you are seriously about to lie. They know it, I know it, your mom, dad, uncle, dog, and second cousin twice removed all know you're going to lie.

***You are in the principles officer after sleeping late and you recall yesterday you had a flat tire***

Principle: Little Jimmy, why were you late again this morning.

Little Jimmy: Well... uh.. you see what had happened was... was that I had a flat tire and I could not make it to school on time because I cannot drive with a flat tire.

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Had me dead

It means something is really funny.

Nah fam when she said peng it had me dead

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