candied hair

Female pubic hair that is wet with desire.

He gently caressed my candied hair while nibbiling my nipples.

boyband hair

see A1, 5ive, Backstreet Boys.
Either spikey or like a mcdonalds m. Normally bleached blonde, greasy looking and always overstyled.

John: oooh Joel look at my hair it's so cool. I spent ages on it this morning, I put like a whole pot of gel on it. Do you like my middle parting? And then I've like made it go up and then like flop around my face...
Joel: yeah mate you look like a silly little 90s kid with silly boyband hair, go wash it and then shave it off.
John: *crying*

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hair shirt

a garment to induce some degree of discomfort or pain as a sign of repentance and atonement

My brother sinner, even though I completely understand your need for purgation, there isn't a man among us with half a conscience who doesn't keep a hair shirt as a permanent part of his wardrobe.

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poody hair

a pubic hair

There were enough poody hairs on that urinal to knit a pair of socks.

The bath tub drain was clogged with poody hairs.

That black guys hair is so nappy, it looks like poody hairs.

I hate it when I get a poody hair caught in my teeth.

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Chad Hair

Two Words used to describe someones hair when
it looks like they've poured the excess grease from
a Wendys frier all over it.
It is used to express the digust someone feels when
seeing a stringy mess of 'cafeteria fried noodle-like hair'
coming out of a persons head.
Named after the lead singer of Nickleback, Chad Kroeger
The ultimate leader of all greasers.

Leanne: Wow.. did you see Wilsons hair today?
Melanie: YES, FREAKIN A! Hes had major Chad Hair all week

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Buzzfeed Hair

The act of twirling ones hair around, typically the index finger, and then rubbing that hair on lips or on other fingers. Usually done while watching YouTube videos (Buzzfeed in specific) just for comfort.

Come feel my buzzfeed hair, it’s so soft!

cloud hair

The shape and color of an elderly persons hair closely resembling a cloud.

The old (codger) cut off the top of his hat so that he could free up and proudly display his cloud hair.