Hairy Oliver

After oral sex, the pubic hairs that linger in your braces.

God man, she got the Hairy Oliver last night. I haven't shaved in weeks.

hairy yeti

It is when a woman if so hairy you can't find the vagina.

"Did you go down on her?"
"No, I couldn't get past the hairy yeti."

Hairy Mexican

A drink created in upstate New York, inspired by the taste of a hairy Mexican. 1 part tequila, one part whiskey--the cheaper the booze the hairier the Mexican.

I tried chasing it with a beer, but i couldn't get the taste of that Hairy Mexican out of my mouth. Mike tried one and puked in the sink.

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Hairy Frances

A nickname for a vagina, often used by Scottish people to define a rather bushy one.

Woop, she has such a Hairy Frances, I wouldn't go near it if I was you.

My scottish Hairy Frances is much better than your Shaven Susan.

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Hairy Eyeball

When someone looks you up and down in a judgemental way.

I ran into my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend at the party and she gave me the hairy fuckin' eyeball.

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hairy mound

A afro-like mound of hair covering a woman's upper and lower fluffer, generally seen on a sexually frustrated or confused lass, whom is physically unaware of the mass amounts of hair follicles, ranging from .6-9 inches long, sprouting out of her too-tight pot-vagina induced acid washed jeans. (though the 80's fashion trends have died out, this one has some how found a reason to stay)

"Holy shit dude! Check out the hairy mound on Melinda!"
"Damn!! Let me get out my weed wacker!"

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hairy snatch

an unshaven vagina; a snatch that has hair

Man, Tina had a hairy snatch. I could barely see her cooch with all that hair.

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