To be slapped and the pimp slapped and then punched under you chin
Maaaaan I Kelsey Handled you last night!!!
The most expensive stick in hypixel skyblock. Taken from the wither lord Necron, everyone wants his stick.
“OMG guys i got a Necron’s Handle at 103 runs!!!”
“Bro you are so rng carried.”
When you turn the shower handle to hot or cold even a millimeter it will be either freezing or scolding hot
Jack: *taking a shower* Ahh!
Nathan: What’s he screaming about
Jim: he is probably turning the handle
The smearing of shit on somebodys door handle
Woody made Alex so angry for ignoring his phone calls and being such a douche that he shit on his front porch and wiped some of it on the door handle in an attempt to get back at him, thus giving him a brown handle.
Door handling is the act of inserting ones penis into their own vagina or anus, obviously partaken by hermaphrodites with both sets of genitals... Or weird motherfuckers.
Sam was bored lonely and horny so she/he decided to door handle her/himself.
Soon after, John caught Sam Door Handling and committed suicide...
A Girls Pony Tail or Pig Tails used as a handle while fucking her like a dirty slut. Or, used as a lever while getting head from same.
That girl was hot last night, I went deep in her ass and she tried to run, but I had her by the slut handle so tight I almost broke her neck.
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when emo/scene girls have long hair over their ears, their called bitch handles (as in many of their pictures you'll see girls holding a chunk of hair. aka bitch handles)
"did you see that emo girl on myspace? she had serious bitch handles"
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