Jonesing for that hang

Something only a desperate buffoon would text Jerry Seinfeld.

Hey Jerr, I'm jonesing for that hang! Let's talk some shop.

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hang a steak

Defecating, especially after a large meal. A huge dump. Satisfying bowel movement.

I usually hang a steak at least once a day in the office bathroom.

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Cage Hang

The best thing to can do to add swag to your hockey outfit.

Where the cage hangs lower than the designated area.

Phil: Yoh that guys cage doesn't fit right.

Jon: No man thats called Cage Hang.

hang gliding

A sexual act in which someone hangs upside down on a sex swing (akin to a trapeze) whilst preforming oral sex on a standing person.

I was hang gliding last night when I fell, hit my head, and bit my partner's dick off.

hanging brain

The act of pulling one's scrotum (testicles included) through the opening in one's pants or shorts, thus exposing the beauty of one's gonads for all to admire. Named for the remarkable resemblance of the display to a human brain, hanging in the breeze.

Dude was hanging brain at The Coney for almost an hour before he got busted by some chick drinking Yeungling.

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Hanging Wenyen

A statistical unit of measurement for measuring ones penis. It is in reference to star University of Kentucky Forward Wenyen Gabriel. It is optional but not mandatory when "Hanging Wenyen" that you be:

A: High as fuck.
B: Have your 10 inch trouser snake (flaccid) hanging out.
C: Be grinning ear to ear.

D: Holding a bag of Kentucky Fried Chicken.
E: Have a dollar bill tucked into your underwear.

"Dude my dick is so big..."
"Naw bro, you ain't shit, I'm Hanging Wenyen."

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left hanging

When someone attempts a high five, handshake or other physical contact greeting and the other person does not reciprocate, leaving them looking foolish with their hand in the air.

Robert tried to high five John but was left hanging.

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