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The sickening feeling you get when you wake up after a party or otherwize crazy night. You feel okay until you suddenly remember what you did the night before. Except bedrest and pepto bismol wont fix this one. Questionable hookups, an unknown venue, random writing on your body, unexplained costumes, and a real hangover often accompany this. Most often your first words of the morning are "what the hell did I do last night?"
Hey that party was awesome last night! You hooked up with so many people! You were crazy.
-Tell me about. This morning I had the worst morality hangover when I woke up handcuffed to my dining room table wearing some other guys's boxers.
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When you fall asleep in class, and literately pass out. When waking up, the following symptons may occur:
1. Drooling
2. Cowlick
3. Dont remember anything( where u are or whats going on)
4.eyes burning from light
5. major headache
THIS IS NOT RELATED TO A DRINKING HANGOVER
Today, only having an 1 of sleep the night before, completely passed out in the middle of a science lecture. When i woke up, drool was everywhere
Me: Where am I
Friend: You just had a school hangover
When you had so much sex the night before it hurts to exist. Symptoms include: being drunk on emotions, soreness, not giving a fuck about anything, and hickies.
"Dude, are you okay? You've done nothing all day but stare at that wall." "I'm great actually, I just have a sex hangover."
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When you go to sleep super high and you wake up the next morning, still high. Sometimes it lasts the whole day.
Bob: Bro my ass is still high from smoking last night
Sam: Bro your ass has a high hangover
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When you've had so much sex that your vaginal region hurts like hell the next day, but dang, it was worth it.
When Hillary awoke the next morning with a throbbing vagina hangover, she vowed never to have sex again.
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Unlike the typical hangover where you wake up sick and feeling like shit, the delayed hangover is a tricky little bitch.
This is the phenomenon that occurs when you have spent the evening drinking to excess. You go to bed drunk. You wake up feeling fine! You go about your normal routine- eating, drinking coffee and such. Then suddenly, out of nowhere, the hangover that you smugly thought you had escaped materializes. This is HOURS after you woke up. What. The. Hell.
Synonymn: Creeper Hangover.
Last night I got so drunk! I woke up feeling awesome so I decided to go see my parents, only to be ambushed with the dreaded delayed hangover. I spent alot of time in the bathroom and trying not to pass out. I played it off to my parents that I ate something bad.
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The state in which one finds themselves the next morning after a night of heavy drinking where the only food one can consume without vomitting is rice and water
Jess had the biggest african hangover in cuba.
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