A small, boring town home old people, navy people and filipinos. There's never anything to do and when there is you can bet over half the town will be at the event.
1: Hey, wanna go to Oak Harbor?
2: No, too many damn filipinos.
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Worst place on earth next to Birmingham Alabama where that creep Antoine Dodson lives.
Oak Harbor has dutch roots and is a navy retirement town but their is many groups and cliques trying to claim oak harbor. Such as:
1. the "filipinos", but you may know them as flips, chinks, or "jackie chans. For some goddamn reason half of asia decided to invade whidbey island and specifically oak harbor. filipinos are easy to point out because their the midgets breakdancing on street corners and playing pokemon and doing math homework at starbucks.
2. the "Ricers" are a bunch of fuckin idiots. i guess one day the first "ricer" decided to get 500 bucks and buy a honda. This trend spread to many cigarette addicted creeps. Chances are if you see a honda and it sounds like shit then its a ricer, they also lower their cars and take their hubcaps off and loiter at many business parking lots because their all homeless or something.
3. The stupid black group. Not every black guy in OH is a stupid black guy, just the ones that think their hardcore gangsters and teach people how to "dougie". Easily the easiest group to spot because if you hear "Nigga nigga nigga" then its the black group. Their the most obnoxious and annoying group in OH, all they do is yell, sing black and yellow, and then yell more.
4. Skaterz. the only group of people i dont really mind. They do their own thing and they dont bother people. They smoke cigarettes in groups and always move together in packs.
Ricer #1 : Dude lets go race out at west beach, duude.
Ricer #2 : Yeah bro, just let me smoke 50 cigarettes before we go
Ricer #3 : Man i havent showered in weeks
Ricer #1 : I can go 120mph in 3rd gear
Ricer #2 : Damn dude, i just removed my passenger seat so maybe my top speed can improve from 70mph to 72mph
Ricer #3 : Shit dude
Ricer #1 : Damn son
Ricer #2 : Oh shit
Me: Shut the fuck up you pussies.
Oak Harbor
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An awsome punk/pop/alt band that just got started and released their first album, Scenic a few days ago. The band members are: Will Salazar-vocals/guitar, Aaron Rubin-bass, Ilan Rubin-drums, and Chris Lewis-Guitar. with Will and Chris out of the band Fenix TX.
"...Picture perfect wannabe
steal another symphony
cut your hair and change your name
rock n roll is dead again
picture perfect wannabe
searching fro the remedy
chorusesand keys that change
hooks that go for days and days and days
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When you jump someone from behind to start a fight, which is an allusion to the surprise attack on Pearl Harbor. This term was made famous by legendary WWE Commentator, Gorilla Monsoon.
Holy smokes! King Kong Bundy just did a Pearl Harbor job on Hulk Hogan!
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a very awkward way of saying that you like someone.
how long have you been harboring "like" for me?
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a woman who is currently pegnant
i can't, i'm a baby harbor now
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