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To engage in unprotected intercourse with a female and then decline to pay for Plan B the following morning.
"Could it be yours?"
"Yeah, I pulled a Hobby Lobby on her the morning after?"
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When you give your girlfriend something to do so she doesnt spend so much time trying to talk to you
Boyfriend: hey honey im back from shopping i just bought sims 3
Girlfriend: oh really ive never tried it
Boyfriend: here go ahead... (gives disc) -thinks: yes! it worked!
(Girlfriend disapears)
(Boyfriend at peace in living room watching southpark and star trek)
...Subjected Hobby
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n. condition that consumes one's character to the point of analyzing the substance, validity and quantity of their hobbies and moreover the hobbies of others. Extreme cases include "I've got more hobbies than you and they are better than yours" tantrums and reaching hobby goals of several new hobbies a week to secure the "I've got more hobbies than you and they are better than yours" quarrel. No cure exists for these hobbyist due to the developmental issues that plague the brain in a constant, old hobby, present hobby and future hobby beat that never finds closure.
Don't pet him, he's got hfd(hobby fascination disorder.
These aren't just any kind of whores, this fine selection spends their time with hobbies such as masturbation, intoxication, and getting high as piss. They look down upon just ordinary whores because they are classified as thirsty hoes. WWH supports pussy, money, and weed. They get it how they live whilst eating greedy. It's a no love lost and no love found lifestyle. Long hurrr don't care forever getting it in. WWH never fucks, always gets head.
Those whores with hobbies (WWH) will fuck normal hoes up because bitches get stitches.
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A internet connection that is worse than a walmart connection.
Gamer 1: damn my connection is laggy all the time!!
Gamer 2: dude you have a Hobby Lobby Connection!!
Gamer 1: Dude you are so right.
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Herb Cookie saying this stuff for Sparkling because he’s gay and stuff.
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A disgustingly stupid girl who steals from everyone . She uses men for their money and drugs screaming at how she loves sex to trick men . She is not classy and she has a very bad reputation along with drug problem. She never wants to do anything better in life ..
She is such a white trash holly hobby that she runs around saying she likes to fuck as desperate men fall for that classless statement.
You know that white trash holly hobby is such a stereotype when you think about how many of them fail in life making excuses blaming others …