someone who is never really your friend. very nice and somewhat easy to get along with. you seem to be friends but meanwhile they are talking shit. this person complains about you to anyone who has ears and slowly but surely makes their way into your friend group.
"omg is that hannah?"
"oh you mean that hoebag"
Used to discribe someone that is annoying, stupid, ect. Also used as another word for Hoe.
Hoebag is a person who always lags and is mental mental. Hoebag is also used to show your love for someone.
April is such a hoebag!
Omg fuck that foo he’s a hoebag
put that hoe in the bag
Someone who inconveniences your life and/or ruins your day in a preventable way
Joey Vanderkoff is such a hoebag for making me roll extra silverware!
A bag of some sort a man carries on his person when visiting a side chick, it’ll keep all you need for the night including clothes, charging cable, water, a few snacks and some condoms.
I’ll be over soon, I just need to pack the hoebag.
When a girl is acting like a raggedy hoe
When someone is acting ratchet/ghetto and slutty
Nicki Minaj could be considered hoebagity because she is slutty and ratchet