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Big Chungus: Do you know Tom Holland
Ugandan Knuckles: I hears he isnt feeling too good
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To consistently pikey your mates off to go out with a girl
You’re not going to VSR Holland us are you?
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a giant sewage tunnel that leads to new jersey
new yorkers send all theyre trash through the holland tunnel
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Actor of Spider-Man
Super cute
Is a total cinnamon roll
Has a super cute dog named Tessa
Have you SEEN Tom Holland ‘s jawline jkvgbxgnchnv
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Tom Holland my ladies and gentlemen, is the hottest yet cutest and most loving man anybody could possibly meet, he likes his dog tessa (tess) and his fans but us fans tease him a little with some jokes in the fandom. For instance quacksons and 🐸 In mouth, also he doesn’t show pictures of his hair... Tom has many films, Spider-Man, avengers films ( civil war, infinity war ) heart of the sea, the impossible and more. He never fails to put a smile on fans faces and the Holland fandom is one of the most magical, full filled, funny, loving place ever, come join ;)
“ man Tom Holland sucks...”
*whole Holland fandom attacks*
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Holland, Texas is a small town about 15-20 miles south of Temple, Texas; which is located about 50 miles north of Austin. Holland is the epitome of sleaze and mental retardation. There are two gas stations in Holland, both of which have employees who will never hesitate to make fun of you if you're from somewhere other than Holland. Their education system is pure shit. But on the bright side, if your child is lazy, unmotivated, and doesn't care about a halfway decent life, then by all means, send them to school in Holland.
The entire town is a speed trap. You will be pulled over for going only one mile over the speed limit. And don't expect only a warning, either. The cop is paid on commission.
The people of Holland cannot drive, either. So should you ever have the displeasure of driving through their town, do not be surprised when someone begins tailgating you, flashing their brights, and giving you the finger nonstop. It never occurs to them to pass you.
"I passed through Holland, Texas yesterday"
"I'm sorry."
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