honker

A bad babysitter.

"That last babysitter y'all got us was a honker." (expressed by a 5 year old)

Honkers

Breasts, boobs, tits, boobies

Yo girl lemme see them honkers!
She got some huge honkers

Honkers

Those old ladies at the mall who sound like geese

Honk honk honk

Looks like the honkers are here let’s go

Blow Your Honker

To perform oral sex on a Canada goose.

Jon: "You need to blow your honker?"

Marsha: "Are you asking if I need to perform oral sex on a Canada goose? Why on earth would I do that?"

Booty Honker

Someone with big bonkies, like, HUGE balonkers, really BIG bahonkvalonkers

Jessie: Dang, shes a real Booty Honker
Tony: Whats a booty honker?
Jessie: Someone with big bonkies, like, HUGE balonkers, really BIG bahonkvalonkers

Massive honkers badonkers milkers

Your moms tits

I fuckin came on massive honkers badonkers milkers

Buttermilk honkers

Extra rich and luscious boobs.

Check out that rack! Those aren't just ordinary boobs. Those are buttermilk honkers!