Hootie Period

Hootie Period (who-tee peer-ee-uhd) n. The time in which "country girls", exclusively date black men. These women typically experience this between the ages of 18 & 25 but have been known to do so well into their golden years. These tend to fluctuate sporadically, depending on the privilege & status levels of said "country girl". Not to be confused with the sexual move/position, in which a large black man deflowers a little woman whilst wearing a cowboy hat & ass-less chaps.

Billie Jo: "Didja see Mary Ann and her new Cowboy Troy yesterday? She getta bigger one ev'ry six months!"
Laurel: "Oh, she jus goin' thru her Hootie Period. Ma'ma just ended hers after Tyreese was born."

hootie gackle

1. Mostly used to describe an amount a space between items or size an item is. Usually refers to an understood size a group of people agree on. This size is relative to job or item being worked on. Mostly a conceptual amount with no concrete measurement given.

2. Also another term for a mind fart.

3. And also refers to other conceptual concepts of space, time and items.

1. The two parts are just a Hootie Gackle out of alignment.

2. You must of had a Hootie Gackle.

3. He is just a Hootie Gackle short of a breakdown.

Hootie Poppers

Serious medical condition concerning when one "breaks out into little assholes and shits themselves."

Susie Homemaker: "Don't eat that raw hot dog! You'll get the Hootie Poppers!"
Me: Oh noes!!

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Hooty cakes

A raunchy smell that makes you turn away.

Whats up man Why do you smell like hooty cakes?

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hooty-hoo

Hooty Hoo is the code for the killer

How you like me now, gold teef when i smile, try to get me out da ghetto but im still buck wild...go'n back it up nigga - HOOTY HOO!

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hootie mama

A hootie mama has the sweetest of all asses. She has a boyfriend that she likes but doesn't love and she needs to have sex with a guy that starts with the Letter J. That will unhootiefy her. Especially if it's a Jake

Wesley is a hootie mama

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Hootie Bootie

A woman with long sagging breasticles that she can toss over her back and they hang down to her booty.

"Yo dude I just slapped yo mamma's ass but I felt a boob, but I felt a boob

She totally has a hootie bootie. Due buy her a butt-bra.

Flabbylicious

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