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Occurs when one farts in bed causing the sheets to float up and make the bed look like the bottom of a hover craft.
Matt: Dude I could hear you farting all night last night
Erik: Ya man I went hoover crafting last night
When you stick a tooter up your pooper and vaccuum the drug into your anus. A mix between snorting and boofing.
After Johnny dealt out the lines, Janice dropped trough, grabbed a McDonald's straw, and Hoover boofed a rockstar.
A Larry Hoover is when you leave a turd in the toilet without flushing.
Common other uses:
- Leaving a turd in a random public toilet
- Leaving a turd in a persons house
Man I so Larry Hoovered that keggar last night!
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Two men sit in the driver's seat of two parked trucks, and their respective female companions sit in the passenger's seat. The trucks are parked facing the opposite direction so that the driver's side windows align. While the two men receive oral sex from the women in the passenger seat, they reach their left arms out the window and high-five while simultaneously exclaiming, "Daaaaamn!"
When Jordan finally bought his new truck, he and his best friend took their girlfriends behind the hardware store and parked next to the dumpsters, where they all participated in a Hoover Dam.
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A glorious sex move in which you are pounding a girl from behind while she is on all fours, and then you take your non-ass-slapping arm to clip out her arms from underneath her, and push her around the room on her fucking chin, like a dirty, dirty vacuum cleaner.
So I was fucking this girl the other night, and my rug needed some cleaning, so I gave her the dirty hoover. Her chin was bruised for a week.
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When your cock gets stuck in the vacuum hose.
"I need a girlfriend REALLY bad dude!"
"Why say it like that Bro?"
"I had a real bad case of Hoover's revenge last night."
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When members of the Hoover High Football team "flip" their Bama Bangs after either taking off their helmets, trying to look cool, or if the bangs are in their eyes because they are atrociously long.
The second he took off his helmet, he had to do a Hoover Flip to see where he was going.
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