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horizon private school

This esteemed institution caters to a peculiar breed of individuals (chammaks) who engage in the propagation of rumors during their leisure hours. The zalamat within these hallowed halls resemble progeny born of nepotism, occupying a privileged status within this educational establishment. Should one possess Lebanese heritage, they shall find themselves elevated to a position of noble distinction. The academic demands levied upon the students are far from cunty, and there's a distinct lack of camp students in this institution. If you are enamored with teenage drama that permeate such settings, I would venture to suggest this particular school for you.

"What school do you go to?", asked Ahmed.
"Oh man... I go to horizon private school...", Replied Khaled.
"You mean that goofy school?!"
"Yeah, the one where all boys think they're sigma males..."

by faunlet June 10, 2023


expand my horizon

New Ideas...open to many different options and ideas. Being free.

Today I would like to expand my horizons and go sky diving.

by chelle G. May 10, 2008

29๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Forza horizon 4

1. The joys of scrapping your brand new Porsche across the highway; and bragging about it.

2. Getting rammed into 72 trees, 8 corners and some random lamppost, by your teammate and half the enemy team, then getting reported because you didn't come last.

3. Coming first in a team race and still lose. Because of the other 5 member's of your team came 12th to 8th place.

Boy 1: How was the trip?
Boy 2: I got gangbanged by 7 cars on the highway.
Boy 1: #^%@ Forza Horizon 4 addicts.

by Zynugia Syber Nugget May 2, 2021

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


bring me the horizon

one of the most amazing bands that'll ever reach your ears,
a band given shitty reviews when they deserve better,
and a band labeled to the max by people who should've actually given time to listen to the cd.

bring me the horizon does own your grandma.
don't piss youself now. kthnx.

by sammy____ September 12, 2006

1209๐Ÿ‘ 982๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bring Me The Horizon

A deathcore band from Sheffield, UK. The band members are Oliver Sykes (Vocals), Lee Malia (Guitar), Curtis Ward (Guitar), Matt Nichols (Drums), Matt Kean (Bass). Their lyrics are amazing (So is their sound) and it's tragic how their "biggest fans" can't even sing a long to their songs. They get shitty reviews and deserve better ones, If you actually listen to their songs properly and their awesome riffs (Especially on the song Black & Blue) then you'll probably realise they're not as crap as people make out.

Girl: Whoa dude have you heard Bring Me The Horizon's new album, Suicide Season?

Boy: Fuck yes, It's their best album yet, If I could only listen to one album for a year, It would totally be Suicide Season.

Nearby listener: FUCK NO. Bring Me The Horizon are just a bunch of pussy ass scene kids, They give metal a bad name with their floppy hair and shit screams.

Boy && Girl: Actually listen to a song properly, Yeah? -Plays 'Black & Blue'-

Nearby listener: Dude, This is actually a sweet song. I'm going to check out their other songs.

by Sazzie =) October 24, 2008

214๐Ÿ‘ 162๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bring Me the Horizon

An amazing, unique, young band from the UK. unfortunatley, their fake wannabe scene "fans" who only like bring me the horizon cause of vocalist oliver sykes' hair give all of BMTH's true fans a bad reputation.

their live shows are amazing.

if you think you're a fan, go listen to: Black&Blue, A Lot Like Vegas, Medusa, & Diamonds Aren't Forever. If you don't like them, you clearly don't like BMTH.

haters; unless you've met everyone in BMTH, don't tell the world that theyre assholes. cause your not changing anyones mind.

fangirls; if you cant name 10 bmth songs (not just from suicide season) don't waste us real fans' time.

wannabe: hay omgz u like bring me the horizon rite?!

real fan: um, yeah. whats ur favorite song.

wannabe: *worries* i forget tha namee. but theyre all soOo hawt!

real fan: *kicks the wannabe's ass*

by xdiamondsarentforever June 22, 2009

99๐Ÿ‘ 71๐Ÿ‘Ž


bring me the horizon

an amazing band.

Bring Me The Horizon are fast looking like one of the best hopes for the country's underground - playing extreme metalcore that's tighter then the average schoolgirl they back it up with lashings of style; from their bohemian glamcore image to their intense and energetic live-shows they play the part of the effete fashioncore elite and back it up with the kind of music that conspires to turn your hair grey and your blood to ice.

bring me the horizon owns your grandma =o

by josh_loves_you1 December 22, 2005

1564๐Ÿ‘ 1380๐Ÿ‘Ž