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hot carl sub

The act of hovering your ass over someone’s face, usually in a squat position, then taking a shit into their mouth.

That bitch was passed out drunk so I gave her a Hot Carl Sub!

by degenerate6969 July 13, 2019

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Hot Carl

This is the act of rubbing one out, then smaking the paydirt of your labor into someones face.

My girlfriend wouldn't give me any last night, so I gave her a Hot Carl while she was sleeping.

by Scooterlicious April 28, 2008

9πŸ‘ 182πŸ‘Ž


Hot Carl/Karl

1. an enema with cheap red wine, usually Carlo Rossi Merlot.

2. squirting a red wine enema into another's face for one or both person's sexual gratification.

1- John: Man I am pooped I really need a drink.
Dan: Drink, nah I think what you need is a Hot Carl/Karl.
John: Hot dag, get the turkey baster bartender Hot Carls for the house!
House: Yeaaah

2-K-fed effin loves to Hot Carl/Karl Brit

by Hot Carl Lover February 19, 2006

178πŸ‘ 776πŸ‘Ž


Hot Carl Sagan

Similar to the Hot Carl, in the sense that you take a dump on someones face but it is done out of vengeance rather than for pleasure. The Hot Carl Sagan is particularly reserved for people who are smug, self-righteous or know-it-alls.

My boss is such an asshole. She thinks she knows everything and treats us all like we're children. One of these days, I'm going to have to take a trip to Taco Bell, tie her down to her desk and deliver a steaming Hot Carl Sagan to her stupid, self-righteous face.

by kenny.noisewater October 22, 2009

11πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


Hot Carl Malone

The act of shitting on your spouse's chest. The steamer must be fresh and wet.

"Yo hunny, you smell like shit."
"Yeah I know, you just hot carl maloned on my chest lol."

by Tommy Em November 5, 2007

12πŸ‘ 44πŸ‘Ž


polish hot carl

when a male of polish decent is getting a tug job from a girl while he squirts mad doo doo butter in her mouth.

Falk loves when he can receive a polish hot carl.

by zgrrr November 7, 2006

4πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


hot carl a la mode

A hot carl with vanilla ice cream

Boy I sure could use a Hot Carl A La Mode on this hot sunny day!!!

by Kfcfighter October 9, 2017