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Another form of houdini would be when a guy is fingering a girl while she's sitting on his lap. And then he takes his fingers out and in a sneaky way substitutes them for his dick and make it feel like he put his fingers back in. Once he gets his dick in, he put his hands in the air and yells "hey look! NO HANDS!"
Guy 1: hey man, i pulled a houdini on my girlfriend last night.
Guy 2: awesome!
Guy 1: yeah, she had no idea how my dick got in there that quick!
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its when a man is getting oral sex from a woman and as hes about to ejaculate his penis and cum dissapear in her mouth..thus "the houdini"
i got this drunk girl to give me "the houdini"...there was no clean up needed it was awesome
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A sexual act involving two men and a semi willing female. The first guy begins intercourse with the women from the doggy style position. This most be done with the women facing a window. Meanwhile the other man is hiding in the closet. At the right moment, the two men must perform a switcheroo. As the second man enters the womens' vagina, the other who was previously performing intercourse, must run outside and wave at the women as the other man nuts on her back.
"Bro, lets pull a Houdini on that bitch, she'll be so shocked she might shit herself"
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The act of shoving 2 fingers in the butthole and playing with it while mistaking it as a vagina.
OMG! you just houdinied that girl by mistake?
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The art of substitution during any sex act.
Did you hear about Frank and Justin? They pulled the ol' Houdini on Judy the other night.
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A Houdini Torpedo is when you drop a Deuce in the toilet bowl and the trajectory and velocity of the fecal matter leaving ones anus causes the elongated mass of shit to disappear out the drain pipe without leaving any evidence of its existence in the bowl.
Honey, you won't believe what just happened, I took a crap and after wiping my shit stained ass , I placed the used toilet paper in the bowl only to realize I produced a Houdini Torpedo, it was like majic , my shit had completely disappeared ! I
A guy lays on a slight decline and masterbates. Just when he's about to cum he closes his eyes and spits straight up I the air and then has to guess what hit his face.
"What's on your face? "
"I'm not sure."
"How are you not sure? Did you self Houdini?"