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1: how do you get dick from richard
2: ask him nicely
This is what you say to someone who's Macintosh computer just crashed so to remind them that owning a Mac doesn't make them better of a kind.
Essentially the Good Will Hunting version of "on Linux that wouldn't happen".
Bob {presenter}: "To conclude this talk let me show you..."
{Clicks his MacBook to switch to next slide in the presentation when the computer crashes and a white screen fills the conference room, while he fumbles in a futile effort to fix it}
Alice {from the audience}: "
How do you like them Apple?!"
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this phrase means how can someone stand out from everyone else but still able to blend in the environment
He makes rock music
She makes landscape paintings
but are still able to have a conversation about the two and relate
"how do you mis the match? but, match the mis?"
Emily: How do I make a guy forgive me?
Susie: You gotta suck his dick
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i don't know how to google something, i'll just search google for how do i google search how to search google.
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scrambled if not your are officially gay
how do you like your eggs in the morning?
oh boiled ok so your gay and that's ok honey.
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Question to a prostitute asking, "How much for a blowjob?".
Hey baby, how much da head do for?
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