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Howdy Booty Time — A silly answer to give your wife if she ever asks you what time it is. This rejoinder is based on the show opening for the vintage children’s television program “The Howdy Dooty Show” which ran from 1947 to 1960.
The approach makes your wife laugh and two out of three times she will get up off of some ass because cuteness is an aphrodisiac.
This technique cannot be over used because it loses both its potency and its cuteness rapidly; you have to pick your moments with this particular approach. “Howdy Booty Time” is good for at least two out of the 104 average yearly sex acts in the context of a fun marriage.
The secret of both life and cheap joke telling is timing. Do not fault this technique if it fails to work for you — the fault is in your timing and delivery.
This move is known as “Aristocrats’ of Wife Propositioning”. The skill in telling the joke is in creating a lead up to the punchline that makes this oft told tale funny.
Good comedians test their skill with “The Aristocrats”; and husbands who remain lovers test themselves with “ Howdy Booty Time”.
The key is is in crafting a set up so creative that it makes the punchline both cute and funny.
NEVER ANSWER THE “QUESTION: WHAT TIME IS IT” IF YOU GO TO PRISON.
NEVER!!!!!!!!
WIFE: Hey honey, what time is it?
HUSBAND (imitating Wesley Snipes in both Blade and Passenger 57 while dinings a pair of really cool sunglasses): It’s Howdy Booty Time — we have a good arrangement; you have the booty and I can wear it out ALWAYS BET ON BLACK!!!!!
Wife (walking back towards the bedroom): You’re so stupid!!!! Leave the sunglasses on!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand scene!!!!!!!!
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a retarted greeting commonly used by southerners and people looking for attention
"HOWDY YALL!!!!" said John
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a particular person of european descent that acts nice and mild mannered even downright humane but deep down is quite the opposites and in certain situation when situations gets too tense their mental/emotional illness passdown from their invasive colonial forefather resurfaces and they'll commit acts of gruesome resolve
i.e. mass shooting, lying on large scale, racial profiling on a large scale, disenfranchising others even their own kind and all around snake shit........
Trump to the uninformed southern white voters was a real howdy doody that seem to stand for what they thought were similar beliefs in actuality he was just position himself and his cronies to position were he could set up an out right oligarchy in the u.s. and play second fiddle to the america's opposition Russia most notably..........
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"Howdy" and "yall" are two words every American person says.
American: "Howdy yall"
Rest of world: *facepalm*
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a word imitating hics to emphasize something amazing
"That's a bumdizzle ride!"
"Boy howdy"
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Common greeting given on Friday, the traditional end of the working week. Used to express the feeling of intense relief and anticipation that comes on the verge of the glorious weekend.
"Boy the fuck howdy, it's friday."
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To have sexual intercourse with someone, if the other person is female.
I gotta go home and howdy ma'am the missus.
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