huff girl

UK slang originating in Leicester, used to describe a girl who will do anything for a shag, and oblivious to how unattractive they are, thinking they can get with anyone, they also tend to pretend to smoke weed and wear those shitty "Addicted" Shirts to try and act Road.

Girl: Oi give me the rest of that Pot Noodle and I will give you a blowie

Boy: F**k off you Huff Girl.

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matthew huff

Popular with all of his brothers female friends, as he attempts to have sexual affairs with them. He gets on Facebook to look for his next "affair". He wants to have sexual encounters with all of his girlfriends friends.. Matthew huff gets upset and holds a grudge when you don't let him get his way. He doesn't understand.

"Why doesn't my brother want to hang out with you? I will hang out with you.".. I like you. He is doing a Matthew huff .

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huff a sharpie

huff a sharpie or to huff a sharpie means to fuck off. it was coined by some internet users and people, but the most famous example is in the song "we've got your back (documented minor emotional breakdown #2)" by indie pop band los campesinos!

person a: "dude, i've had enough. either stop acting stupid or go huff a sharpie !"
person b: "okay, i guess...."

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Huff-Muffin

A person who who acts like a nincompoop or ignoramus, while also making corny jokes.

Jay Goldbear is the definition of Huff-Muffin!

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Huff-Watch

Essential news site for people turned off by the Huffington Post's editorial bias.

Deeanne always challengin' me cause of Huff-Watch.

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Britney Danielle Huff

A shy and sensitive 9 year old girl who loves her friends and family and is besties wit hJoselyn Jade Flores and fights with her older brother sometimes….

Britney Danielle Huff is besties sit hJoselyn Jade Flores.

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huff my dong

Slang for a male request of oral sex, either towards another male in a sarcastic "shut the fuck up" way or in respect to previous events, however not commonly a serious request to a female.

"Man, wanna' come play poker?"
"No, huff my dong."

"How was your night with Shaundra last night?"
"Good, man."
"She huff your dong?"
"Twice."

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