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The oldest living pimp who every man deserves to have as a model.
Hugh Hefner is so pimp that he is rivalring Bill Clinton.
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When you have threadworms in your poop after pooping on live TV, so you individually pick each threadworm out of a freshly laid shit and thread them up into the woman's bumhole. You must then proceed to take the rest of the DUNG, spread the vaginal flaps and gently insert into the mynge hole. The flaps are then sealed shut with blue tack and a Christmas ribbon, before being RIPPED open on the night of a full moon (after dung marination has occurred) and a non-erect penis is SQUANCHED into the mynge and a bit of wee comes out. Salt and pepper must be added to the mix for 5 minutes to make it really delinchis, before the dung recipe is removed, compiled into a lasagne format with fresh egg lasagne sheets from Sainsburys and forcibly fed to the woman. This must be on live TV oh shuh
I gave my bitch a dirty Hugh last month and it was so delinchis, ha ha the woman
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-Sydney, Austrailian born actor (October 12, 1968) who started out on Broadway playing shows like "Sunset Blvd" (which is supposed to be a movie with Hugh and Ewan McGregor soon) and playing Gaston in Disney's "Beauty and the Beast."
-Has a communications degree and has been professionally trained to dance and sing.
-Used to star in a TV series called "Correlli" where he met his wife, director Deborrah Lee-Furness.
-Adopted 2 children, one son, Oscar Maximillian (2000) and recently Ava Eliot (July 2005).
-Most noted for playing the role of hottie rough and rugged brutish Marvel Comics action hero, Wolverine in "X-Men," "X2," and up-coming "X3" and "Wolverine" the spin-off of the X-Men movies.
-Was up for the role of "The Punisher" of the movie of the same title, but was filming another movie--"Van Helsing" and was replaced by Tom Jane.
-Convinced fellow X-Men star Halle Berry show her boobs in their movie "Sword Fish" (which means any guy who drooled over that scene owes Hugh for that).
-Was up for the lead in the movie "Chicago" but turned it down and was replaced by Richard Gere.
-Turned down the role of James Bond 007 even though he was the #1 choice after Pierce Brosnan was fired.
-Is both a successful action and romantic comedy star (ie his role in X-Men and his Golden Golbe nomination for "Kate and Leopold" with Meg Ryan).
-The role of "Van Helsing" was specifically written for him by "Mummy" director Stephan Sommers, note the parallels between Van Helsing and Wolverine (both can't remember their past and have been mentioned to live a long life through a century or so, both become part wolf in some way, both spend their time fighting off evil and trying to find out who they are, both are chased by people who want to kill them).
-Refused to appear nude in a scene in X-Men where Wolverine has a flashback where he escapes from the laboratory...
-YET appeared nude at the end of "Van Helsing" where he howls at Kate Beckinsale dying, HOWEVER the director changed his mind at the last minute and put a digital loin cloth over Hugh before the film came out because Hugh's nudeness would distract from the seriousness of Beckinsale's death.
-Has been named one of People magazine's Sexiest Men alive mulitple times.
-Has won a Tony award from his role in "The Boy From Oz" and hosted the Tonys consecutive times.
Ex. Hugh Jackman, Mel Gibson, and Russel Crowe are noted to be the hottest stars out of Austrailia.
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the founding publisher of Playboy and booster of the sexual revolution
The smartest thing Hugh Hefner did was establishing his image as an urbane sophisticate who got all the chics. Imagine how much less successful he would have been if he instead depicted himself as a solitary masturbator.
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UFC Welterweight Champion. The only man ever to defeat Royce Gracie in the Octagon.
Mr. Eeman: Royce, it's okay. I know, I know, you lost to Matt Hughes, but, did you really think you'd win?
Royce: Yes.
Mr. Eeman: But your stand-up skills suck. Matt's way stronger than you, and he can also grapple.
Royce: If there were no rounds and no time limits, I would have won!
Mr. Eeman: Sure you would..I know, I know...you're still the best man!
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A Northern Virginia Middle school known for its abundant ghetto-fabulousness, high cracker percentile, and former employment of a pedophile.
Our vice principle kisses pigs for money...
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