hung like your mom

Having a penis so large, it makes your mom's penis look small.

Krim: "I had a gay fuck last night and, man, that guy was hung like your mom!"

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Hung like a slut

A big, droopin and drippin, sloppy used up vagina

Hey how was Alisha?

Shit, bro. She was hung like a slut!

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pack of wolves, hung like a

To have a penis so large it can me mistakenly attributed to a collection of wolves or wolf-like creatures. Potentionally seen with Wolf Balls or a Wolf Crotch, or someone in wolf mode.

"That guy's pack of wolves, hung like a (sic), his erection is tearing his jeans!"

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hung like a bull gerbil

It is simply the opposite of being hung like a gerbil. A man with small genitals. But if he says it about himself he is a confident man who hits the G-spot everytime.

I am hung like a bull gerbil, i hit the g-spot everytime.

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hung like a paint can

a very well endowed male.

"She was tellin' everyone you were hung like a paint can".

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hung like a killer whale

Used to describe someone with an unusually large penis or with one the size of a killer whale.

Whoa!, you're hung like a killer whale!

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Hung like a can of beans

A phrase that refers to a man with a wide, but short, penis

JOE: "Does your girlfriend actually have sex with that?"
HANK: "Hell ya, she loves'em wide not long"
JOE: "You're hung like a can of beans!"

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