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I wish I could give this zero stars

When something deserves zero stars but the rating system only goes down to 1 star

I wish I could give this zero stars. The service was garbage

by DRoiDNoooob November 3, 2015

16๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


I wish I knew how to quit you

1. Said by someone who has a very obvious unrequited gay crush on someone who remains oblivious to his flirtations. Usually said after doing the thousandth favor for him for free, despite massive actual personal cost.

A humorous reference to the epic line uttered by Jack Twist to Ennis del Mar (RIP Heath) in the film Brokeback Mountain.

Dude 1: Thanks for the coffee. You didn't have to walk through 600 km of hot dry desert, cross an ocean of razorblades, and defeat 10,000 dragons just to get me one.

Dude 2: Oh it was nothing. Anything for you. *stares longingly at Dude 1 as he sits down*

Dude 1: Why are you staring at me?

Dude 2: I wish I knew how to quit you...

by I ate your Pie, deal with it October 3, 2010

71๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


(IโฉŠI)๐Ÿ”ช

What you say when you want to turn someone's bones into kinetic sand

I WILL FUCKING TURN YOUR BONES INTO KINETIC SAND BECKY (IโฉŠI)๐Ÿ”ช

by tired girl =) September 10, 2020


I wish I were born a boy

I wish i were a boy means that you're a ftm crying over wanting to be a "real boy" tho you were never a girl.

Me: I wish I were born a boy
My bestie: wow...OK

Me: casually cries.

by Plzdontcallmefag December 17, 2022

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wait I think I know who joe is

โ€œWait I think I know who joe isโ€ is a random joke used duringโ€ฆ. Idkโ€ฆ.

Person 1: Wait I think I know who joe is
Person 2: who is joeโ€ฆ wait OH NO
person 1: joe mama

Person 3 wait I figured out who joe is.
Person 4: joe mama
Person 3: no itโ€™s joe Biden
Person 4: oh-
Person 3: joe Biden deez nutz

by Geloite the Protogen January 17, 2022


I think I might have left the blender turned on

1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.

2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.

(FROM KING OF THE HILL)

*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*

by Daedalus Suburbanus March 21, 2011

266๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hawai-i-i

The proper pronunciation of the us state

Iโ€™m taking a trip to Hawai-i-i

by Repub101 April 13, 2020

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž