When something deserves zero stars but the rating system only goes down to 1 star
I wish I could give this zero stars. The service was garbage
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1. Said by someone who has a very obvious unrequited gay crush on someone who remains oblivious to his flirtations. Usually said after doing the thousandth favor for him for free, despite massive actual personal cost.
A humorous reference to the epic line uttered by Jack Twist to Ennis del Mar (RIP Heath) in the film Brokeback Mountain.
Dude 1: Thanks for the coffee. You didn't have to walk through 600 km of hot dry desert, cross an ocean of razorblades, and defeat 10,000 dragons just to get me one.
Dude 2: Oh it was nothing. Anything for you. *stares longingly at Dude 1 as he sits down*
Dude 1: Why are you staring at me?
Dude 2: I wish I knew how to quit you...
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What you say when you want to turn someone's bones into kinetic sand
I WILL FUCKING TURN YOUR BONES INTO KINETIC SAND BECKY (IโฉI)๐ช
I wish i were a boy means that you're a ftm crying over wanting to be a "real boy" tho you were never a girl.
Me: I wish I were born a boy
My bestie: wow...OK
Me: casually cries.
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โWait I think I know who joe isโ is a random joke used duringโฆ. Idkโฆ.
Person 1: Wait I think I know who joe is
Person 2: who is joeโฆ wait OH NO
person 1: joe mama
Person 3 wait I figured out who joe is.
Person 4: joe mama
Person 3: no itโs joe Biden
Person 4: oh-
Person 3: joe Biden deez nutz
1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.
2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.
(FROM KING OF THE HILL)
*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*
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The proper pronunciation of the us state
Iโm taking a trip to Hawai-i-i
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