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ikea towel rack

To hang a towel from ones erect penis while waiting for the person in the shower to reach for a towel, but results in the person reaching out getting a dick and a towel, and usually results in sex at the end of this dick grabbing experience.

after jane was done showering she reached out for a towel but instead got a towel and johns dick. Jane just got ikea towel racked, and john got laid.

by 8BitOverlord March 10, 2015


Cool as an ikea hat

ur as cool as an ikea hat
means ur like well cool

hey beth ur as cool as an ikea hat ngl

by Skin ed April 12, 2021


You have more loose screws than ikea furniture

A person that acts like they are crazy or disturbed

You know Eddie you have more loose screws than ikea furniture.

by Cloyde December 8, 2017


Off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?

A meaningless phrase originally coined by Derrick from RHPC
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.

Person 1: Hey, were you at the party last night?

Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?

by mole_mole_mole February 25, 2020


Ikea flip

The combination of DMT and LSD. Smoking DMT while under the influence of LSD. Effects are confusing, but factory/assembly line-like imagery seems frequently to be a part of the experience.

"Doing the Ikea flip was an interesting experience, but I'm not sure I'm gonna try it again. It's just too weird. Really confusing.

by MrOatmeal May 29, 2019


IKEA Mafia

A nickname given by Number Five for three Swedish brothers sent by the commission to kill the Hargreeves in The Umbrella Academy, the more formal and more official term for them being "The Swedes"

"You can either stay here and wait for the IKEA Mafia to come back to kill you, or you can come with me"-Five, telling Viktor to leave the farm

by GeodeShark July 30, 2024


Ikea Syndrome

Exhaustion and desire to sit down due to prolonged browsing in retail spaces and exhibitions.

Let's leave soon, I'm starting to get Ikea Syndrome.

by Wizard of Woz May 21, 2023