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dumplomatic-immunity

Complete immunity for party denied sexual favours from censure from the party denying sexual favours until conjugation occurs.

-- So he wanted to do it, she didn't, he went out to play cards instead, and she got mad about that.

-- Seems to me that he has dumplomatic-immunity until they hook-up, just like the week before when she was game and he faced challenges.

by sukadog April 04, 2011


Nerd Immunity

Based on the principle of schooling fish. If you get enough Nerds, Dweebs, and Neck-beards online, you will have less chance of being singled-out by Internet Trolls, or Online Predators.

There are so many people online, that we have achieved total Nerd Immunity.

by Bakey Snakey August 11, 2021


Bong Immunity

When a water pipe is in the possession of a person, thus entitling them to a status in which they may not be physically touched by other person(s) in the room.

Timmy: I'm going to give you some pats, maybe a scoop-dunk?

Allie: Sorry, not this time, I've got Bong Immunity!

by All900koroks August 25, 2021


weeb immunity

When your friend calls you a weeb but you're 1/6th Japanese so he's obviously wrong.

- Are you watching anime again? You're such a weeb
- Nah man I have weeb immunity

by Silverhunden April 30, 2019


AirBar Immunity

when you use the AirBar so frequently that your airways become inhospitable for COVID-19

My girlfriend has the virus but somehow I didn't get it, it's that AirBar immunity.

by mars89239 December 14, 2021


auto-immune disorder

An serious illness characterized by the inability to resist the allure of motor vehicles, whether it's buying more cars than you need, needlessly driving/riding in them for extended periods of time, tinkering/upgrading them unnecessarily, etc.

Tim The Tool-man couldn't resist driving his wife's antique Austin-Healey sports car even though she'd expressly forbidden him to touch it. He admits that he has auto-immune disorder --- he's thinking of checking into the Henry Ford Clinic. :P

by QuacksO July 19, 2018


diplyorbitic immunity

If you know, then you know. And it means exactly what it means.

If ya ain't Yorbit, you ain't got diplyorbitic immunity.

by HashCrash April 22, 2022