im sleep

when u sleep on someones wack ass opinion

michael says: "Im a better FIFA player than you.

calum says: "WHAT?!?...B*#ch, Im sleep."

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im straight

You are okay or fine.

Kid 1: Hey, whats wrong with you? You seem upset.
Kid 2: Nah man, im straight.

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im in the Ghetto

RATATATATATATATATA

From TikTok~

guy making a TikTok:Im in the Ghetto

guy again:RATATATATATATA RATATATATATAT RATATATATTATAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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IM courtesy

the act of waiting for someone you are talking with online to finish typing when you see the "screen name is typing" in the IM box.

i like talkin with daniel online, he has so much IM courtesy i can always get my ideas across

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Im stoned

The thing you would say when high.

Dusty said to his friend Jimmy "Im stoned"

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im on a boat

the most amazing experience of your life. A time to ride some dolphins, fuck some mermaids, and wear some flippie floppies.

I'm ridin' on a dolphin, doin' flips and shit. It started splashin', gettin' everybody all wet. This ain't sea world, this's as real as it gets. "Im on a boat" muthafucka, don't you eva forget!

Leonardo Di Caprio in Titanic "I'm King of the World" basically saying "Im on boat mutha fucka!"

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Im Not Short Im Funsized

phrase: Shorter people joking about their hight will say this. For the sexual meaning of it a man can have his face in her boobs, or a woman can have her head in his crotch.

james your short
Im Not Short Im Funsized

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