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When a woman sits down and grows a penis
Fren: sort your pants out your getting a woman bulge
Gurl: oh thanks brrrooooo
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when a man's crotch bulge is so large and in charge it looks 3D...even in khaki pants. side effects may include your eyes wandering to the Dow Bulge repeatedly despite your efforts to ignore it. Once first noticed, the Dow Bulge is noticed everytime you encounter the person.
OMG Bonquiqui, did you notice our teacher had a Dow Bulge? i could NOT stop looking at it throughout the lesson !!
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When a girl (or guy, who knows..) is wearing trouser ( usually jeans) that are soo tight and low that there is a bulge of flesh over the sides. No matter how skinny you are, this can still happen... if they're too tight!
FAT! look at her muffin bulge!
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An enormous tuft of pubic hair that gives the false impression of a big tool/package.
Meg, curious like all the other girls about how big Ed's penis actually was in proportion to his famous giant bulge, was horrified to find it was a hair bulge.
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When someone looks at a guy in a swimsuit, or in tight boxers, and misinterprets the size of the penis in it. Usually, bulge misinterpretation (or BMI) is only used when the estimate was in the favour of the estimand, i.e. several sizes too large.
"I met him in the swimming pool, and I really thought he was packing, but turns out I made quite the bulge misinterpretation! I was thinking salami, but it was more like frankenweenie."
"That's such a bummer! He looks sweet though..."
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The bulge Adam Lambert produces in his striped rocker "Waldo" pants from rock night performing on American Idol 5/5/09. The pants resemble the stripes on Waldo's shirt from Where's Waldo.
I CANNOT stop thinking about the Waldo Bulge from last night.
I am craving the Waldo Bulge.
Waldo Bulge > Denim bulge
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A fat upper pussy area. See fupa.
Your mom would be pretty hot, if she could just get rid of that cunt bulge.
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