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a rigorous activity that hard-core swimmers take part in. often involving a large amount of pain and lack of breathing. Also involving a "Coach" that screeches that you are not reaching your full potential. Speedoes are necessary at swim practice.
sorry, i cannot attend your hopping shin-dig, for i must go to swim practice!
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A deadly inhabitant of the waters off the shores of Australia. A designed killer.
The water surrounding Australia is almost exclusively inhabited by things designed to kill you; sharks, jellyfish, swimming knives, they're all there.
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Place were great cartoons like The Family Guy and Futurama and much anime hands out. Fun to watch, if you like cartoons but don't want lots of little kiddie crap on these days.
Futurama and The Family Guy made nothing on FOX, but on ADULT SWIM they're making more money than ever.
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a natural body of water used by all the cool kids in a given area. uncool kids aren't welcome there, and if they go to the swimming hole, they are often beat down. its much better than a pool, as there is no supervision! a great place to party on hot summer nights! way better than a field party, because you can swim and still have a huge bonfire!
meet us at the swimming hole at dark-thirty!
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A very tough olympic sport that is a combination of swimming, gymnastics, weightlifting, and ballet. Routines are ususally done in a team (4 -8 swimmers), combo (up to 10 swimmers) solo, duet, and trio. While during practice, swimmers wear regular swimsuits, goggles, noseclips, and hair caps, during competitions swimmers wear knox gelatin in their hair along with make up and are not allowed goggles. They also wear matching decorated swimsuits. The noseclip is the most important piece of equipment to a swimmer. It blocks water from entering the nasal cavity and affecting the swimmers performance.
Many synchro swimmers practice 5-10 hours a day for six days a week. Swimmers say the feeling during a routine is like a 400 yard dash while holding your breath.
kid 1: Hey, yesterday in the pool, I was trying synchronized swimming.
kid 2: Really?!?! Awww shucks, that is such a neat sport.
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Brooooooh that slut let me swim upstream last night. Water was a little muddy though if you know what I mean.
She told me I could swim upstream tonight. I railed them intestines.
The swim team at Skidmore College in Saratoga Springs, NY. They win a decent amount of times but their motto is “work hard have fun.”
The girls on the team are the sweetest people in the world but this team is known for having freshman men who prey on artsy freshman girls and take advantage of them sexually.
Girl 1: who did you hook up with last night?
Girl 2: some freshman dude on the Skidmore swim team.
Girl 1: damn are you okay?