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The index-pinky scratch is a ball scratching technique that involves only using your index and pinky finger to scratch your ballsack. Using the hand that you pee with, you fold the middle & ring finger downwards, leaving only the index, pinky and thumb sticking out. Then you reach for the bottom of your ballsack and start dragging your index and pinky upwards, slowly and intensely. This method targets the itchy area much more effectively with needle-like precision. Note that this only works best with moderate-long nails.
I used the index-pinky scratch technique to soothe my itchy balls and have never felt better.
The more you and a friend hate on each other is directly proportional to how close the two individuals are
Paul and I take potshots at each other on the daily but there isn’t anything that we wouldn’t do for each other. That places our relationship super high on the bro-hater index
On March 4th when you see index call him stinky for apparently no reason
national index is stinky day
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Player: Hey index
Index: What?
Player: you stinky
Index: :(
A mathematical function to describe the rate in growth of WhatsApp side-chats post a salacious and often incendiary comment in a central, widely inclusive group-chat.
Paul - "Geez, Andrew just dropped a couple of cables in the LEOG"
Samuel "Christ, this'll test the Tompkins Index"
To "index on" something is to emphasize it or weight it.
To "over-index on" something is to over-emphasize it.
To "be over-indexed" is to be over-represented.
"Moreover, African Americans, Asians and Hispanics were all over-indexed on PBS's online platforms" (2013)
"Pepsi's loyal consumers 'over-indexed' on the desire to make the most out of every moment" (2015)
"I am already over-indexed on risky investments" (2016)
"...the overwhelming majority of our public attention is showered on a minuscule minority of humans. We are exceedingly over-indexed on our stars." (2020)
"People often index on skill when they are looking to hire" (2019)
Used to measure the calorie account of someone’s dick.
Yeah man, my dick has 1/4 the calories of a mature female raccoon! I found it out using the Rob Zombie Flavor Index!
A method for decision making in parties of 2 or more that maximizes the enjoyment for the collective party.
The McKinley-Sugar Index utilizes a simple -10 to 10 scale that each party member is asked to assign a value between -10 to 10 to. For each individual, an answer of -10 indicates maximum negation and an answer of +10 indicates maximum affirmation. The resulting sum of all responses is used to decide on the topic at hand.
Jason: How does everyone feel on the McKinley-Sugar Index about pizza tonight?
Sam: I'm a 3
John: I'm a 7
Laura: I'm a -5
Jason: Great, I'm a -1 on pizza, so our sum is 4. Looks like we're getting pizza tonight!