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Slang term meaning a Grandmother in her 60s or older who is so cool and up to date that she has an Instagram. She is referred to as insta grammeth.
I went to visit my awesome, very young at heart grandmother who is very modernized, and greeted her by saying "Hi!, How are you insta grammeth ?"
A insta-priest is some one, that is Not qualified to be a pastor because of lack of education, and poor lifestyle, a insta-priest is a man that opens up a Instagram account, and calls himself a pastor, just to Get attention, and this office usually causes more harm to people then Good.
He is not a real pastor, he is a insta-priest.
when sharing a cigarette(or other smokable product) with a friend and person 1 takes a drag and passes it with the smoke still in their lungs.
i was smoking a cigarette with my buddy. i took a drag and insta-passed the cigarette so he could have some.
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when you go steady with a girl whome allready has a kid.
Stupid ass billys an insta dad, he and slut suzy are goin with eachother. ha ha ha ha INSTA_DAD.
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When someone withholds their feces for days at a time, building up pressure. Finally, when the person must Excrete Fecal mater -- they are done within a matter of seconds.
1) Fred didn't turd for thirteen days; when he finally ran into the bathroom, the janitor's were in awe of his seven pound "Dookie"
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John:"Brb dude."
Jake: "Allright"
John: (Thirteen seconds later) Back.
Jake: Legit homie, what were you doing?
John: Insta-dumping is the new timesaver for me. :)
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Insta-goth is when someone who wears things like jeans and shirts from stores like wal-mart, and other stores of the mainstream likes, and goes into a store like hot topic and come out a completely different person, and completely different in dress. This is also known as Mall goth, but just because you wear things like tripp doesn't always make you a Mall goth, Hot topic isn't a poser store, it just happens that alot of posers tend to shop there.
BOB: dude, that guy just went in there and came out completely different.
Frank:leave him alone, he is probably an Insta-Goth.
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When you see something or feel something that causes one or more of your senses to orgasm.
Guy 1: *Sees extremely hot girl* *Insta-gasm*
Guy 2: *Eats bacon* *Insta-gasm*
Guy 3: *Hot drunk girl falls on top of him* *Insta-gasm*
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