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The Invention Of A Very Long Phrase In Order To Achieve Recognition On A Renowned Lexicographically Based Web Site With The Sole Intention Of Satisfying Ones Desire To Submit Potentially The Longest Entry

Consequently what I have accomplished by the submission of this article. Please, read on. The satirical example below is entirely for your enjoyment.

- You know what really is a waste of valuable time and proof that you have no life to speak of?
- No, but now I'm curious, enlighten me.
- The Invention Of A Very Long Phrase In Order To Achieve Recognition On A Renowned Lexicographically Based Web Site With The Sole Intention Of Satisfying Ones Desire To Submit Potentially The Longest Entry.
- You're right. Anyone who would do that is nought but a despondent pariah; a social outcast; an antisocial recluse; an awkward shit you might say.

by Thomas Leone October 18, 2009

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Cold intentions

Manipulating someone to do what you want for your own selfish cause. For example, leading someone to think that you love them deeply but only wanting to use them for sex.

Jim: So y'all exclusive?

Tim: Nah, she thinks we are, but I just want to fuck.

Jim: Are you going to tell her?

Tim: Nah, it's better this way.

Jim: Aye, those are cold intentions.

by Cutiewiththehoodie June 14, 2020


Narrow Intention

(Noun) When you misjudge a gap you are trying to squeeze through and awkwardly get stuck.

Sara experienced major narrow intention today. She tried to walk behind the couch, but got stuck.

by i is for impending doom April 8, 2023


intent

A shorter more convenient form of the word: intention.

Cringe comedy is a specific genre of comedy, where the intent is to make you uncomfortable rather than make you laugh.

by doghumper3000 February 9, 2021


Intentional Sabotage

And FURTHERMORE, since you wanted to go there "SIS", in addition to having to carry lesser players to victory KICKING AND SCREAMING, I'M KNOWN IN THE COMMUNITY. In the same way that I'm known internationally for my genius, I'm known in the community and people recognize my name and overtly or subtly sabotage my matches. I recognize and remember the names of the people who do it repeatedly.

Hym "There is also an element of intentional sabotage. Like, right now. You're reading this and are STILL withholding actionable information from me aren't you? That's what makes YOU and the rest of them saboteurs. I don't need to know you. YOU only need to know me. I will be the one!"

by Hym Iam April 4, 2023


implementation intention

An implementation intention is a self-regulatory strategy in the form of an "if-then plan" that when used can lead to better goal attainment, as well as helping in habits and behavior modifications. It is subordinate to goal intentions as it specifies the when, where and how portions of goal-directed behavior

I used " implementation intention" to better my life and make goals for myself, instead of just sitting around hoping they will actually be achieved through time.

by tobi_lab December 13, 2019


Intentional retard

Acting braindead by choice, without having a mental disability

Josh: Is this guy mentally disabled?
Billy: Nah, I think he's just an intentional retard

by StreakRes February 4, 2023