interesting take

Like saying "hot take," but in a more condescending, roundabout way. It makes the receiver of the "interesting take" remark wonder...do they really think that take is interesting, or are they sarcastically mocking me?

Hm. Interesting take.

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Mr. interesting

A person who dominates the conversation to the point where he is talking to his own reflection, hours after everyone he was talking to has left

Hey you wanna leave?

Yeah why?

If i have sit through one more of mr. interesting's conversations, i am going to assassinate him, then kill myself. God He is boring the Fuck out of me.

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interesting development

When your day starts out as usual and then an opportunity presents itself and you fuck, because let's face it... you are here to read about sex stuff.

Man - "Goddamnit, this line is too long..."
Woman - "Name's Charley Chase, I'm here for the 3 o'clock"
Man - "Well this is an interesting development."

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love interest

Monthly payments you make to a current and/or ex romantic partner, either because you knocked up said partner, or to keep him/her quiet about shameful/potentially-damaging secrets from your torrid past with him/her.

One would be wise to either maintain a strictly platonic relationship with any "close" acquaintances, or at least always use protection during any and all bouncy-bouncies, to avoid excessive "financial drainage" from having to shell out for love interest.

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public interest

General public is curious to know about the truth. Especially, sexual escapades of celebrities.

In the interest of public interest media must be allowed to publish the personal lives of celebrities.

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Half As Interesting

The YouTube channel equivalent of "this could have been an email."

A real explanation is that Half As Interesting makes short videos that ask somewhat simple questions about weird topics that are almost always answered very, very concisely after 5 minutes of expositional dawdling. Every single video could be turned into a single Q and A tweet with context below.

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socially interesting

People who are classy and dedicated to doing community service, while at the same time are well rounded and have a good sense of humor. Pirates of the Spanish main

Pirates are socially interesting but have good morals

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