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When an Asian girl cuts off your foreskin burns it then staples it back on.
Yo dawg, did you hear Marquette got an Asian Inverse Dragon last night!
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A natural law that dictates that the depth and accuracy of your task description is inversely proportional to the importance of the task. You will be given a ten-page written specification on preparing an invitation for five customers to come to morning coffee, a tax audit report will be requested in an email consisting of a single paragraph, while a request to revise the organization's entire cost structure will be delivered verbally in a single sentence.
CEO: Bernie, our database manager left and we need a report of all customers who bought semi-spleeted widgets in the northwest region since the beginning of the month. There's a potentially fatal fault and we need to do a product recall.
Bernie: Sure, right away! What's the product code for semi-spleeted widgets, and what's the region code?
CEO: Dunno. The database manager left. But it's all in the database. Just do it.
Bernie: Hmmm... the inverse specificity law indicates that this task must be critically important!
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Having one's head up one's ass.
Julie is such a suck-up! She's suffering from a rectal/cranial inversion these days!
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The generally inverse relationship between the size of a woman's breasts and her IQ.
Bill: Jessica's got a great rack.
Bob: Yeah, but did you ever talk to her? Law of inverse proportions, man.
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To have one's head up his/her ass
John: Yo I'm gonna go pwn some n00bs lol lol rofl !!!11!!oneoneone!!111!
Luke: Yo you are suffering from a serious Cranial Rectal Inversion
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1) The state of having one's head up one's lower digestive passage;
2) Invincible arrogance.
All of the candidates for office appeared to suffer from cerebro-anal inversion
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A person who, like a cam-whore, is constantly taking pictures with a camera. However, unlike a cam-whore, this person is taking pictures, not of themselves, but of random, pointless things, like dirt, feet, et cetera.
I was at the party with Susan last night, GOD was she such an inverse cam-whore. She kept taking pictures of people's DRINKS!
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