krill issue

skill issue but 50 times funnier

"how do you keep finding so much krill? i can't find a single one"
"krill issue 🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣"

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Back Issues

What happens when you try to give yourself a BJ.

"My back hurts..."

"Why?"
"Because I tried to suck myself and now I have back issues."

dead issue

something that does not matter any more

A: are still mad at me about smoking?
B: no, that's a dead issue now.

daddy issues

Whenever a female has a fucked up relationship with her father, or absence of a father figure during her childhood, it tends to spill into any adult relationship they embark on, usually to the chagrin of any poor male in their life.

Geez, I come home one minute late and my old lady wants me to sleep on the couch. She has some serious daddy issues.

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daddy issues

(noun)

when someone has a bad/non-existent relationship with their father or when someone has no good father figure in their life. Most common in afab/women, but can occur to any gender. Can be caused by an abusive father, a dead father, a father with anger issues, an emotionally unavailable father, etc. Someone with daddy issues might be more attracted to toxic/older men, or men that remind them of their father.

Could also be referring to the song "Daddy Issues" by The Neighbourhood.

Lilith: Ugh oml tell me why Aizawa, Hawks, and Dabi are so hot like omfg

Amanda: Girl I think you just have daddy issues-

Lilith: Oop- Anyways

Amanda: Bitch when was the last time you talked to your dad

Lilith: Bitch idk ummm 6 years ago

Amanda: Girl just go to therapy at this point

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skill issue

Something that is your problem

Zaine: My grandma died
Mia: Sounds like a skill issue

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Daddy Issues

A girl wanting to be submissive and adored by an older guy, who will put her above all others. These Girls are generally mostly friends with guys rather then girls. They are usually rather territorial when it comes to an all male friends group and do not like other girls as a part of it.

James:"Dont invite another girl into this discord."
Hans: "Why not?"
James: "Tina will argue until she wins because she got daddy issues."

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