finger itching

When you just want to shoot up a motherfucker.

Yo man, my finger itching, let's get this fool.

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Gabe Itch

Someone who is a gay bitch

Kyle: Have you heard of Gabe?
The Victim: No, who’s that
Kyle: Gabe Itch, Ha GOTTEM!

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jock itch

A condition in which a man's scrotum (i.e. balls) itch incessantly as he desperately tries to scratch in some subtle but effective way.

Sorry, dear, but I got jock itch that won't quit

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baby-itch

noun: an intense desire to give up your figure for nine months so that you can bring a child into the world who you will love, cherish, have lots of stress over, and get ugly veins in your legs from.

"I got hit with baby-itch so bad today that I bought a diaper bag to put away...just in case, y'know, just in case."

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neck itching

(Much like ear burning and nose itching)when one's neck is itchy, it means that somewhere, someone is plotting your murder or just wishing that you were dead.

Laurel: my neck itches

Sarah: (while sharpening an ax) well that's absolutely peculiar!

(neck itching)

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angry itch

An irritation so high up the anus that one needs to reach down between their pants and tighties to scratch it. Usually resulting in a nasy brown undy stain and one hella stinky finger.

While riding the crowded subway to work, Fat Bastard suddenly developed an angry itch. After 30 seconds of relentless digging, he retrieved his middle finger and took an intoxicating whiff. "Mmmmm...chicken burritos and refried beans", he rejoiced.

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Crack Itch

When your ass crack itches like crazy and wont stop no matter how hard or how often you scratch it.

Person 1: Dude, my ass is itching like crazy and it wont stop!
Person 2: Damn, you got the crack itch

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