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after-market items

Refers to da usually-overpriced crappy-a** merchandise dat remains unsold subsequent to a gala celebration, holiday-bash, or other one-time/seasonal sales-event; said goodies can often be had for very little or even free, if said products' vendors were just going to toss it in da dumpster or have already done so.

You can often pick up after-market items for next to nothing if they have "gone stale", either because they are actually perishable goods and thus are starting to no longer be saleable after the sales-event is over, or because they are season/event/holiday-related (such as spring-gardening accessories, Independence-Day ephemera, personalized wedding-trinkets, Valentine's Day candy, etc.) and therefore would no longer be of interest to most buyers. If you know a creative way to make use of said sundries, however --- like if you can chop up flashy decorations to use as glitter, re-label imprinted items to use for another purpose, pass out random items as party-favors to open-minded/good-humored folks who don't mind the "invalid-to-the-event" nature of said baubles, etc. --- then by al means, knock yourself out... just be careful that you don't allow said gleeful foraging turn into a free-food fiasco, whereby you gluttonously gorge yourself on all kinds of refined/sugary/salty crap that's been discarded, and which therefore is indeed totally "up for grabs" but would not be healthy to consume in large quantities, especially if you are on a diet to lose weight or otherwise needing to watch your calorie/carb/sodium-intake.

by QuacksO August 13, 2019


This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance> look their name up to find cute pictures!

A type of meme where it shows videos of kittens with the caption, “This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance>, search their name on Google to find more cute photos!” It is usually found funny due to the question, “Would someone really fall for this?”

“Hey, Skylar, look at this cat,” Milo told him before he showed Skylar an image of a cute kitten.
“Wow, that is a really cute cat,” Skylar responded.
“Yeah, its name is How to Obtain Plutonium 239, look it up and you’ll find more photos,” replied Milo.

(Milo was saying a specific version of the meme, “This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance> look their name up to find cute pictures!”)

by Freddy Fazchair October 9, 2023


putting pokeballs in the items pocket

A modern or "hip" term for inserting ones dick into another's hoochie.

Random fuck boy: "DUDE I AM GOING TO BE PUTTING POKEBALLS IN THE ITEMS POCKET"
Random fuck boy 2: "What does that even mean?"
Random fuck boy 1: "I DON'T KNOW BUT IT SOUNDS FUCKING INTENSE!"

by xXp00nslaya6969Xx December 25, 2014


My faves items

Boo- woah woah woah calm down

My faves items is boo- woah woah woah calm down

by iddunno January 29, 2021


Last item curse

The bane of collectors.
When you're one item away from completing a set, but you can't find it no matter how hard you look in store shelves or how many packs you buy.

Person A: You got to help me!
Person B: What's wrong?
Person A: You know how I need only more card to complete my set, right?
Well, I opened ten 5-card blind packs, and I didn't get it!
Person A: Looks like you're suffering from the last item curse.

by ChameleonDragon February 7, 2018