jacking off

when u rub a big stick up and down.

i jack off so much that mayo came out, so my girlfriend use it on her sandwitch. it doesn't taste like mayo tho. recomended: only jacking off when your girlfriend is gone.

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To move your hand up and down your shaft or in and out your vigina (see masturbate)

I am jacking-off

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jacking off

When you disconect from the internet

I gotta go im jacking off.

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jacking-off

To releive one's thelf in thexual enlightenment by rubbing the head, or pinching the cliterus over and over and over and over.

Alex ran to her bedroom cos she was tired and relived herthelf on the floor

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Yo momma do!!! OOOHHHHHHWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

I'm really sorry I said that. Your mom is a great lady who loves your faggy-ass dad a lot.

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Jacking off

To be honest if you are reading this you are probably jacking off right now so fuck you, you sick bastard

I'm jacking off and iIm a sick person

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jacking off

A reciprocating (often involuntary) motion of a hand around a peanus resulting in a spluttering of a gooey substance from the orifice of the above mentioned peanus. Often, the peanus belongs to the hand but not always. If unobstructed, the travelled distance of the substance varies directly as the pleasure the owner of the peanus will experience.

Yesterday I jacked off (regular verb!) on a girl sleeping next to me in the train and I polluted her forearm with my sperm! I was very proud of myself!

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