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Something or somone that prevents you from having a social life.
Guy 1: Man, ever since I started playing basketball for the high school team I've haven't done anything but eat sleep and play ball.
Guy 2: Yep sometimes sports can be life jackers.
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One who constantly comments on another's statuses, with the sole intention of ruining the purpose of said status
Dude, He's such a status jacker, he ruined every one of my statuses!
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One who observes the usage of cool smileys by their friends, and finds it necessary to duplicate said smiley in many different situations(however unfitting or inappropriate the smiley may be in that instance).
Craig: Hey Diana, whats going on!? I'm soo happy today! xD
Diana: Not much, Not much just about to go to work. Good for you pal.
Two Days Later:
Diana: Hey Cindy XD I think I might have an alcohol problem, help me?
Cindy: Omg Diana, that's one of Craig's signature smiley faces! Jesus stop being such a "Smiley Jacker"
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The defining word of a person whom steals the significant other from someone else only so the "car Jacker" can be with the person whom was stolen. Find a person whom you, the car jacker, want to be with, then procced to "steal" that person from the one whom they are already engaged in a relationship with, causing them to break up and then moving in to build a relationship with the person the car jacker choose to steal.
That duche bag Chris is such a car jacker, he stole my girl right out of my arms!!
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someone who has indulged in too many drugs causing their jaw to swing side to side, possible grinding involved.
fuck, dangerous dan just did a hollywood line in the bathroom and is jaw-jackin like a motherfucker. i.e. jaw-jacker
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Can be one who doesnt have sex with any but their self, Or can be used in the same way as the term tool.
"Danny thinks that stupid slut is his girlfriend " yeah she has sex with everone except him, all she does is take is money what a tooljacker" "Ted is 40 and still live at home with is parents he is such a fucking tool jacker"
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When a man's penis bends a bit to the left or right (because of masturbation)
My boyfriend has a jacker's curve