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A wallet with only single dollar bills and loose change inside.
"Your wallet resembles one of a jewish bankroll, so afraid to part with your big bills, only singles."
"Why are you picking up pennies, are you gonna add to your jewish bankroll?"
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ordering a "water" at a fast food restaurant, only to fill it up with some other beverage of your choosing when no employees are looking. comes from the stereotype that jews are cheap, and would therefore partake in this activity.
mike: i'm hella thirsty, let's hit up captain d's man
tyrone: ok, shit, i only have a dollar, but i'm really thirsty too
mike: it's cool dude, let's just get jewish waters and then we'll have enough money to get food too!
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A Jewish Longhorn is when two male's shove there enormous noses up each other's assholes
Me and mr Greenburg proceeded Jewish Longhorning
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To offer an in-kind service to an individual while knowing full well that they are not going to accept. In return, the individual now owes you +1 due to the empty offer you had made. You also score brownie points and karma points with said individual.
The key to a successful Jewish favor is knowing the answer you will receive before asking the question.
"Ah man, I wish I had enough money to buy these panties for my gf" - Individual 1
"I don't mind buying them for you" - Not so friend Joe
"Nah, it's okay man, thanks though" - Individual 1
Not so friend Joe just scored some brownie points with Individual 1. Individual 1 now owes Joe +1.
Not so friend Joe just gave Matt the jewish favor.
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The Jewish-daywalker is someone who is Jewish on the father's side vs on the mothers side . As Jewish laws says you are only Jewish if your it comes from the mother. Someone who is Jewish from the side of the father has all the power of being Jewish without the consequences be being fully Jewish.
Jewish-daywalker abilities include but are not limited to:
Eating pork
Getting a discount on the pork they just ate
Knowing the market price of pork
Write you a prescription for pork
Defend your right to eat pork
I thought the jewish people were not allowed to eat bacon. It's ok, he's a jewish daywalker .
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The act of slapping someone on their lower back where their kidneys are located. Basically like a body glove, but targeting the kidneys.
I gave my brother a jewish handshake when he ate my last golden oreo.
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Using the gift of gab to avoid paying a bill.
Isaac used jewish gymnastics to avoid paying for dinner.
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