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A wallet with only single dollar bills and loose change inside.
"Your wallet resembles one of a jewish bankroll, so afraid to part with your big bills, only singles."
"Why are you picking up pennies, are you gonna add to your jewish bankroll?"
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ordering a "water" at a fast food restaurant, only to fill it up with some other beverage of your choosing when no employees are looking. comes from the stereotype that jews are cheap, and would therefore partake in this activity.
mike: i'm hella thirsty, let's hit up captain d's man
tyrone: ok, shit, i only have a dollar, but i'm really thirsty too
mike: it's cool dude, let's just get jewish waters and then we'll have enough money to get food too!
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To offer an in-kind service to an individual while knowing full well that they are not going to accept. In return, the individual now owes you +1 due to the empty offer you had made. You also score brownie points and karma points with said individual.
The key to a successful Jewish favor is knowing the answer you will receive before asking the question.
"Ah man, I wish I had enough money to buy these panties for my gf" - Individual 1
"I don't mind buying them for you" - Not so friend Joe
"Nah, it's okay man, thanks though" - Individual 1
Not so friend Joe just scored some brownie points with Individual 1. Individual 1 now owes Joe +1.
Not so friend Joe just gave Matt the jewish favor.
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A Jewish Longhorn is when two male's shove there enormous noses up each other's assholes
Me and mr Greenburg proceeded Jewish Longhorning
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1. A doggy-style variant. The female is mounted from behind while the male rows her arms like a Jew in the annual Cambridge-Oxford Regatta. As co(ck)swain the female is required to exclaim "Stroke, Stroke..." to encourage the male.
Archaic: An arbitrary term describing any hetero-erotic act(s).
"I had Ashley in the Jewish Rowboat and I was sweating until the finish"
"Boy, she took it like a Jewish Rowboat"
"Hey baby, wanna sandpeddle my Jewish Rowboat?" (see sandpeddle)
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The act of a jew preforming High class Trickery, which often involves money beeing stolen by the performing jew. Victims of Jewish Trickery often find themselves deprived of anything they owned before the act of the aforementioned Trickery. Agression is often linked with acts of Jewish Trickery as well as Depression.
David: did you see Joshua perform Jewish trickery on ellie?
Nancy: yes now her wallet, house and car are gone .
David: damn i hate Jews.
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Another term for dumpster diving. Called Jewish swimming because Jews stereotypically are cheap and take anything free that they can
Person 1: “Hey man I saw some nice things in that dumpster behind the mall.”
Person 2: “Oh hell yah! Let’s go Jewish swimming for them!”
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