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David-Jiing

The verb David-Jiing is defined as the action of yapping, confidently using statistics or personal experiences completely made up, without acknowledging the lack of integrity in those claims.

Derived from MSU 23-24 Congress member David Ji, the professional yapper. Also used in the format of: pulling a David-Ji.

"- Dude like 70% of Stanford students are student-athletes, I swear!
- What are you talking about? I just searched it up on Google, it's only about 12% of them that are...
- Oh shit my bad, I was David-Jiing"

by yousef is stopid April 29, 2024


Ji changmin

The most wonderful, caring, loving, loveliest, amazing, cutest, adorablest, tiniest, talented, funniest, thoughtful, best, handsomest person on this planet

"If you don’t love ji changmin you’re a disgrace"
"Brianna loves ji changmin
"Bri is the #1 changmin simp"

by I love ji changmin January 10, 2021


David Ji

The most ultimate gamer of all time like omg

Quandale dingle here said David Ji

by Every single person on earth December 1, 2022


ji ni tai mei

This song/video is a song (awkward) dance of well-known traffic star Cai Xukun in the male group talent show "Idol Trainee" in the early years.

In January 2019, Cai XuKun was appointed as an ambassador for the NBA Chinese New Year celebration, and many netizens took a mocking attitude towards the matter, and this video of his talent performance in "Idol Practice" was dug up. In the video, his basic ball skills, brilliant (unbelievable) movements and vivid (ghostly) expressions are impressive.

In the song and dance that followed the basketball performance, the first line of the song "just because you are too beautiful" was pronounced as "chicken you are too beautiful" due to the southern accent and fast speech speed 2. Combined with the basketball street dance in the opening scene, the empty ears of this line add a lot of comedy to the video.

The video was a hit on the Internet, and a large number of netizens spoofed Cai XuKun with ghost animals and expression packs. Many things related to "chicken" were also criticized, for example, the character Tadokyu Wabiki, who made his debut in the new Oriental novel "Oriental Ghosts", which will be released in mid-2019, was not spared.

In addition to the basketball clip of Cai XuKun being ghosted, an interview of Cai XuKun in "Idol Trainee" (what are you doing ~ haha ~ ouch ~)3 also left a deep impression on the audience.

Person A: Hey why are you laughing
Person B: Because ji(zhi) ni tai mei !
Ji ni tai mei: because you look too beautiful; too ugly

by BIG FAT CHICKEN June 21, 2023


ji hou

Usually name for a very handsome and talented person.

My parents name me Ji hou because that hope I can be a talented human in the future.

by Joethum November 22, 2021


jis kid

Regularly defines a spoiled rich kid who gets whatever he or she wants, normally likes to flex what their parent have bought them or their useless skills, they also like to start unneeded drama every year so they can feel better about their own problems.

Jis Kid 1: hey what time is it?
Jis Kid 2: I don’t know let me pull out my iPhone 13 pro max to check, oh dang, it’s dead, let me check my Apple Watch, dang, that’s dead too, anyway, do you wanna go spread some rumors?
Jis Kid 1: you read my mind!

by John_69 August 21, 2022


Ni bo ji

A hokkien phrase meaning "You no balls".

Oi Aaron Lim, Ni Bo Ji

by mahlersym2 October 28, 2020